Tuesday, December 04, 2007

What's your sign, durtbagz?



It's funny when you look at Social Media's long tail to see it twitching in your backyard. I'm not a big fan of dark alleys and people I don't know (or worse, do, and didn't just didn't count on running into climbing out of a window) but it's amazing when you see the hops between you and not-you.

I won't bore you with the tail, but there's at least five degrees between and as many months from when it started, but at the end is a wonderful site and they had a "challenge" or contest to excite the brain (you know us; I'm always down with vapor-ware; go for it and make it up as needed).

Anyway, if you're looking for a really coolly designed messenger bag or satchel, and you don't mind laughing, then hit them up. I like how they are all "Show us your bag" (ahh the memories of my "show me your taco" t-shirt getting me "kicked in the junk" -- there's a tail for you). And while you're there, create a sign they can use on a bag for you ... the above is mine: traffic warning sign for ...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Farting Lotus"

Erin Atherton said...

i just saw this!!! (i told you i'd find your blog!).
you rock. now we do have to trade shwag: koozies for tacos?

Chris said...

I'm down with that ... when I grow up I want to run a swag shop for ent's where we can wear eachothers clothes. I wear hats from our vendors, but I've yet to see someone bopping around with a "Show me your taco" t-shirt! (thou shall not alienate thy market ... and from what I hear, the UK folks are really going to have some fun with our name!~)

Anonymous said...

dude your product has to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen!!!!!

Chris said...

Thanks mom! (I don't mind hearing that opinion, but don't be afraid to let us know who you are and how a scarecrow brain had the epiphany to even know it's the dumbest thing it's ever seen; did you blink in the mirror or sniff your finger!~) Have fun dude!

Anonymous said...


The antients used Christinaity to initiate the "Beginnning of The End". Along the way they used it to initiate other tools which they will use to further mankind into decay and towards the Apoocalypse:::USA, "democracy", capitalism/corporations.
Of the tools they have used, religious, political, economic, social is by far the most damaging and seems reserved for those who have experienced each tactic:::
The god's social tool promoted moral decay, whether sexual, behavioral, professional, etc. It created an enviornment where indecency is the norm.

The dogs are dead.
And they're still incurring evil from their prior life(ves).
Junior Seau is a good example::The real, a 20-something in her next life, making progress, so the gods allow her clone host fake to committ suicide, allowing her off the hook incurring evil in her prior life. AND close the restaurant, her legacy in capitalism.
Al Davis should be so lucky.
The antient's leaders, politicians, celebrities, corporate executives, scientists/professionals are clone host fakes, fresh out of high school who woudln't know their ass from a hole in the ground. Without the gods doing their jobs THROUGH THEM they'd only be good for playing with themselves.

There was a very real perception that bi-racial was much worse for the white than it was for the person of color. The liberal culture, which was designed and promoted with the god's tools to achieve their Apocalyptic goals, screamed racism when there was a very reasonable explanation for this reality::::
In this white punishment known as the United States the person of color has already adopted the disfavors/temptations intended for another race. But by associating/mating with a person of color the white is newly adopting the disfavors of another culture.
And this is the reason why people of color are not welcome in the United States. The gods control everything:::The perception they want to create, the thoughts they want you to have.
People of color can't recover from absorbing the temptations from two cultures. And why they become more and more like so many blacks in America:::Veterans at absorbing the temptations of two cultures.
To further illustrate this is why California's educational system/funding was ranked #1 when California was white:::Education being the basis of the affluent economic system. Now even public higher education has become unaffordable.

The gods behave monsterously in the course of managing Planet Earth, matching our decay, but they demand people be good if you are to have a chance to ascend as a child in a future life.
Not only is doing the right things important (praying, attoning for your sins, thinking the right way:::accepting humility, modesty, vulnerability), so is avoiding the wrong things important as well:::"Go and sin no more".
You NEED active parents who share wisdom to have a real chance to ascend into heaven in a future life, and you MUST be a good parent as well to have that opportunity in your next life.

11.24.12
10:35p
Gangnam Style most watched video on YouTube, topping 808 million views.
Gods push ridicule watching the video. Often the gods will speak through me, educating the telepathic audience on their attitudes towards certain issues.
The Koreans have no business participating in this wickedness of popular culture. A white punishment, evident by black exclusion for so many decades, this represents a step down into the abyss for the Koreans.
South Korea a Victim of the United States dating back to the 1950s, remember I say North Korea will be the final element of favor on Planet Earth. Whichever tactic the gods use to cause it's fall, Christianity, democracy through diplomacy, USA violence or capitalism/corporations, once North Korea succumbs to the temptations of Western Civilization the gods will have their green light to pull the plug and initiate the Apocalypse.